Welcome to the new Kahzam!

What’s new? Everything! We’re a whole new company! We have a new mission, a new attitude and, in case you didn’t notice, a brand spankin’ new search engine and site.

But just being “new” doesn’t mean a thing unless we’re also better. Better than the old Kahzam. Better than what you’re used to. Better than the other guys. Better than you ever imagined a portal could be. We think the new Kahzam is a whole lot better. And we hope you do, too.

Here are some of the highlights:

We know there are lots of search engines out there. We know you already have a favorite. And we also know that you would never, ever even think of using an alien search engine. So, why on Earth should you search Kahzam?
Well, we’re cooler. And then there’s the whole counter-culture, buck-the-establishment, root-for-the-underdog thing. But you’re here. It’s free. And nobody’s watching. You won’t get cooties. We won’t get alien search engine juice all over you. Come on! Search Kahzam! You just might like what you find.

* You need the right answers right off the bat. So, Kahzam instantly gives you the most relevant search results from the entire Web. Sure, we have a bazillion listings available in our own index. But if we can find a better answer anywhere else, we’ll gladly pass it along. Hey, we’re not proud. Just better.
* OK. Let’s say you’re searching for a Left-Handed Peanut Peeler (in red). Of course, Kahzam will find it. But you’re in Tyler, Texas and the red Left-Handed Peanut Peeler is in Timbuktu. No problem. Kahzam also finds any retailers in your area who just might have one of those dang doodads in stock! Kahzam delivers the search and the solution in Timbuktu and Tyler, too.
* Yep, Kahzam’s new search engine is pretty smart. Smart enough to know it can’t read your mind. Smart enough not to second-guess you. When you search Kahzam, you get exactly what you need. Not what we think you think you need. Call us crazy, but you shouldn’t have to reason with a computer to get a straight answer. And you shouldn’t have to slog through a ton of extra… nonsense you didn’t ask for. For instant, honest, on-target search results plus local retailer referrals, search better. Search smarter. Search Kahzam!

When you visit those “other” portals, do you ever feel a bit overwhelmed? Like all of the links and widgets and pictures and ads are just screaming at you all at once? Like you just stepped into a room full of poodles? Hey! Look over here! Click me, now! No, me first!

Well, that’s information overload, my friend. Visual noise. We call it psycho-portalingus. It’s confusing. It’s fatiguing. And it’s driving you nuts.
Fortunately there is a cure. Simply start using the new Kahzam portal right now. And for the rest of your life. It’s easy to use, easy on your eyes and easy on your brain.

Leapfish Smart New Search Engine
Aggregates Search Results
Length: 04:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGwrCVZ_X5U

One glance at the new Kahzam Home Page tells you we’re all about what’s next. There are some very good reasons why Kahzam looks and works more like a cutting-edge cell phone than a same-old-same-old website:

* It helps keep Kahzam’s vast amount of content and features super organized and under control, yet always right there at your fingertips.
* Ten simple buttons give you quick and easy access to whatever you want when you want it. Kahzam gives you tons of ways to personalize your portal. And all of your favorite content and features are just one click away in one convenient location. Everything else you need is still there. You just don’t have to deal with it all at the same time.
* When Kahzam goes mobile, you’ll be able to enjoy the same mind-blowing, brain-saving experience wherever you are.
* It’s way more fun than a room full of poodles.
So, quit cogitating and start navigating. Get into Kahzam and take us for a test drive. We’re as fast as a racecar and as quiet as a limo. And if you like the ride, tell your friends. Because, together, we can wipe out psycho-portalingus in no time.

Kahzam gives you everything you’d expect from a top-notch portal and several things you’d never expect. For example, this is where you’d expect a typical laundry list of Kahzam portal features. Right?

Wrong! Look, we’re not going to hit you over the head with:

* Our comprehensive world, national and regional news and weather reports
* Our exhaustive sports, entertainment and business content
* Our sweet suite of dating, career, travel, real estate, mapping and directory services
* Or even our non-stop, shop-til-you-drop selection of e-stores.
You can learn all about these great features just by exploring the site.
But we would like to take a few seconds to mention some fairly earth-hattering features that are even more unexpected than you’d expect.

Features that really put the “ah” in Kahzam.
* The new Kahzam sets new standards for multimedia performance, quality and experience. You’re gonna like what you see and hear! You get HD streaming and, literally, an infinite number of channels to choose from. And you can access and organize all this content in a way that makes perfect sense to you.
* Oh, and if you ever feel like producing your very own Webcasts, Kahzam has all the tools you need to capture, edit and broadcast video built right in!
* Yes, Kahzam offers full-service email with IM and Web-cam capabilities. Yes, we think they’re far better than you’d expect. And, of course, we invite you to try them. But we know you probably have one or many other email accounts scattered all over the Internet. That’s why you can now access and monitor all of your accounts right from Kahzam!
* And Kahzam also features a built-in social network where you can create your own personal Home Pages, blogs, chat rooms and bulletin boards. Need to keep tabs on all of your other networks and blogs? No problem. Kahzam puts you in control!

Kahzam is much more than a portal to our world. It’s your gateway to everything and everyone in your world. So, at this point, you might be saying, “It’s about time!” We agree. Your time is valuable. And we want every moment you spend with us to be time well spent. So get clicking and enjoy the new Kahzam!

Source: Kahzam

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